"Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport
,And the dish ran away with the spoon."
(Mother goose)
You know the nursery rhyme. The confusing tale of cows jumping over moons, and the dish and the spoon eloping. Well, this is what really happened...
FORK
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! " I yell as my darling boyfriend SPOON drops into the kitchen drawer. I see his surprised face as if he didn't know it was our anniversary, but that would be ridiculous. "How was the washing machine? Did the eaters forget to put soap again?" I ask trying to change the subject, I know he forgot. Eaters are the monsters who have bad breath.I mean only for their 2nd, 3rd meal. 1st meal smells like mint. ( It's weird- I know. ) The Eaters make me stab food and place it in their mouth. At least they don't eat us. Plus- we get a free bath. "The washing machine was fine, honey. Oh, And happy anniversary!"He whispers. I squeal as see him pull out 3 soapy roses. I quickly take them and hide them. "So, how was-" Knife interrupts "Positions everyone!". We all lay down and wait for the Eaters to pick their utensils...Time for 3rd meal.
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Hey Diddle Diddle
HumorYou know the nursery rhyme. Don't deny it, you do. That confusing tale of cows, moons, and the spoon and the dish running away together. This will explain everything. Why did the spoon and the dish run away together? Did spoon cheat on fork? Who is...
