If you are sick of Cliché stories then I suggest turning back. Cliché stories even movies are popular, the story is perfect : Perfect characters, setting and plot. But have you ever read a story which was as much as f*cked up as the one you are goin...
Today was like no day as I entered Claude Monet, I ordered 'Bonjour Meat' (My daily breakfast). When I took my first bite of the meat, It was DISGUSTING. #DestroyedExceptions.I pushed the kitchen door and I yelled "Who made this disgusting meat?!!".Everyone was staring and then someone came rushing "I made it!" You feel quite proud don't you? I pushed him and he pushed back, It felt like forever until I lost my balance so he did Ok lets count the Cliche moments, Cliche moment #1 , soon he was on me "Get off". Then a weird Moustache man came "What the heck is going on?" Now you notice?."She started it! She came in like someone who lost there mind! She started pushing him boss!" A fat man said, I got up How? HAHAHAHA I thought he was on the top of her. "You make disgusting meat and Im the one to blame?!!!". The Moustache man asked me to leave "No Mr.Moustache" I love the respect and formality. "C-cannn youuu pleaasssee leaaaaveee? We willll giveeee oneeeee forrrr freeee" I pushed the door's kitchen door.Oh I forgot lets count the fails too, fail #2. She must really love meat.You see her wearing a t-shirt with this label on it :
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She is just trying to find her 'people' don't judge her..
