Don't mind my business!

Change they call it

The first bell rang Loud through my ears indicating the starting of a new school day at my new school. Yippie!!! Oh how I love meeting new people. I literally hope you can hear the sarcasm piercing through my skin.

It has been two whole weeks since I have been out of school. My mum and I just moved from New York to Trinidad so that she could be with her oh so wonderful husband. As u can clearly tell I'm not really so excited about it. Having to leave my new modeling career behind. I just went to a modeling casting call three days ago and actually got through, apparently my naturally thick brows long lashes and thick lips are fashionable right now, thanks to the 'Kardashians'. Unfortunately they had to buy theirs but us blacks had been wearing them our whole lives but noo!!! When white people do it, it's suddenly a new trend.

But anyways back to what I was saying about my modeling career tht didn't even get a chance to flourish. Ughhhhh I hate my life. Having to move up and down to please my mothers multiple suitors who can only stay married to her for no more than three months.
I wonder how long this one will take to leave.

So it's a new class day where the teachers thinks that it's a fun fun thing to do to have each and every one of us introduce ourselves.

And yup mrs smith  had to pick me to be the first. 'Oh how wonderful!!!' I thought to myself.

As the bad bitch that I am I stood up an said "ok here is the thing, I don't fucking like any of you bitches so stay the fuck out of my way and don't fucking ask me shit about where I'm from, if u dumb fucks want to know anything about New York fucking google it!!! Fuck!", after my amazing little speech I was sent to the principals office and was greeted by my wonderful stepdad who was already waiting for me in the office with my new principal mr Fock.

I know right I had to force the laugh in and accidentally squeezed out a fart. "Why the hell is his name Mr Fock??" I thought. Thank God that Fart did not smell at all but I was hella loud.

" mr Mattie I know she is new here but giving trouble on the first day is just too much out of line and i honestly can not believe that I'm saying this but, Her use of vocabulary is a little too harsh for my taste", said mr Fock

"Well Mr fuck! I really think that a suspension is the only reasonable punishment for my actions", I muttered, hoping that u would get an extension on my holiday away from this hell hole.

"Miss Phillip it's pronounce Fock not fuck and no that would be like extending your vacation. luckily for you, you will be able to take the credit for all the shiny toilets in the girls and boys bathrooms gegenschein f1(for the next three weeks everyday after school and on Saturdays too".

"Okay mr Fock that's agreeable", said my dumbo stepdad.

"Ugggghhh!", I exclaimed; ok mr fuck thanks for ruining my life.

"It's Fock, like saying hark but adding the f" the principal said .

Ok mr Fucker! I said walking out
the office with my step dad hurriedly following behind me blurting out apologizes for my behavior with every step he takes.

"Ughhhggggggghhhh the guy is suck a suck up", I thought to myself. I wonder I that is why my mother likes him? I know how old people will do anything to keep their much younger ladies. Oh my gosh, a scaring picture just flashed in my mind of him really licking my mums ass. Why the hell did I think of that?

Mattie opened the car door for me and I hopped in without saying a word. His red Bentley was smoking hot and the seats were changed to velvet. Yup I know, when you have money you buy all sorta useless shit. He started the engine and smooth jazz came on. Oh my lord could this guy be any weirder!?!? The ride was totally silent until we reached home. Which was peaceful for me because even though I can be very loud I love love silence and jazz too but because me Mattie likes it I have to hate it.

I hopped out the car and ran inside, taking the elevator straight up to the third floor of his mansion and ran straight into my room.

I gently place my book bag on the floor and took my shoes off in complete silence. I took my own little time and climbed on my water bed which was a suck up present from mr Mattie. 

"Fuck you, fuck you very very much!, cause I hate what you do and I hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch!!!!!", I sang Lilly Allen's song as loud as I could while jumping up and down on my bed.

Mattie paid no mind to me at all and just went back to work leaving me all alone so you know what that calls for , PARTYY!!.
Too bad I have absolutely no friends here so i just ordered pizza and downloaded fifty shades of grey the movie on my laptop.

The pizza came almost instantly, the pizza guy was old but hot. He had a strong jawline and grey hair that's kinda high on the top. His tattoos were rad, they covered both his hands like a long sleeved muscle shirt. You can totally tell that he was a bad boy back in his day.
I took my pizza to my bedroom and devoured the whole thing in minutes. While scrolling
through Instagram  for what seemed to be five minutes but was actually five hours. I didn't bother to watch the movie I just took a warm shower and went to bed.