A Series Of Wtf's

saturdays are the best.

Its about 9:00pm at night everyone is trying to get along by doing something together,eren jaeger has dropped by to talk with erwin but is planned to stay the night because he cant drive and its very late.
Hanji:Erwin get something to eat the pantry is practically empty and i have a hankering for some wings right now.
in the other room.

Levi:Mike i said get the hell out of my room me and eren are trying to talk.

Mike:Since when were you the commander around here?

Levi:i swear giant i will end you

Mike:oh really??Come at me shorty!

Levi:well you done fucked up now!
Attacks mike by jumping on his back and pulling his hair back.

Mike:Ah!!you little shit i cant see!!

Eren:Um you guys shouldnt fight like this its not healthy..

Mike:shut the hell up 10 year old.

Eren:😲😡.....i hate it when people call me that!
Runs up to mike,bites mikes arm.

Mike:agh you damn brat!!

Levi:oi only im aloud to call him that!!
(Stomps hands on mikes head)
Mean while back to erwin and hanji.

Erwin:ugh i dont want to go..and i thought youd at least do your hair this weekend

Hanji:..really?..,.you know what never mind stay here and well all starve to death its okay dont worry about it.

Erwin: okay okay ill go chill.

Hanji:and take the boys with you.

Erwin:Fine whatever you want your majesty.
Walks to the room where he left eren and levi,walk in to find everyone on the floor agressably wresling with levi holding mike in a choke hold and eren still biting mike while mike is holding eren .

Erwin:...............wat

Eren,Levi,Mike:WHAT?!!?!?!?!

Erwin: okay heres how this is gonna go, you two are coming with me
Grabs Eren and Levi
And you are gonna stay here and entertain the women bye.

Ewrin,Eren,Levi are walking out the door on the way to the car when they walk out of the entrence Eren speaks.

Eren: Ill race you to the front seat captain!!
Begins running

Levi: Like hell i would let you sit in my spot.
Runs after Eren.

Eren: ha! I beat you !
Eren says holding the car door.

Levi:stares at Eren....
Shoves Eren away from the door.

Eren: Hey! Thats not fair i beat you here fair and sqaure !!

Levi:Lifes never fair now get in the back.

Eren: ugh i hate the back.

Erwin: you two done?

Levi: shut up and unlock the car.
Opens car door and sits.but thats when

Levi: whats thats smell?

Erwin: hanji spilled her raspberry chocolates last week
Erwin says pulling out of the drive way.

Levi:she cleaned the mess up right?

Erwin:yes Levi of course i did.
Turns on radio

Levi: okay.... turn to the next station i hate fetty wap.

Eren:nooooooo i like this song.

Levi:well i hate it and i over rule you so boom.

Eren:no one likes your weird emo music.

Levi:its not emo.... its just....sad and ...meaningful.

Erwin:were listening to neither so quit arguing.
Turns to old pop qnd rock station.
(Here we go again i kinda wanna be more than friends.)

Erwin,Eren: I love this song!

Erwin,Eren:here we go again i feel the chemicals kicken in and it getting easy im afraid youll never satistfy
(Stops radio looks at levi)

Levi:stares back.

Eren,Erwin:oh i wont sleep tonight.
Turns radio back on

Levi,Eren,Erwin: OH OH I WANT SOME MORE OH OH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOOOR TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY HEART TONIGHT!!

arrives at walmart.
Levi:what are we even here for anyways ?

Erwin: were low on food.

Levi: knew it.

So levi erwin and eren look around grab a couple of things having and okay time when all of a sudden levi acidentally tripped eren but eren didnt think it was on accident.

Eren: Levi that was not an accident how can you trip someone on accident!?!?!?

Levi:it was an accident Allright so Calm down before you make a scene.

Eren:... whatever.
A little time passes and eren tries to casually accidently ram the cart into levi.

Eren: whoops.

Levi: did you just try to hit me with the cart ?

Eren: i don't know what your talking about...

Levi: dont test me jaeger. ..

Eventually they all left the store but erwin wanted to o stop by the liquor store.

Erwin: you two wait in here.

Eren,Levi: okay
Time passes.

Erwin: hey guys I'm back-
Opens car door and finds levi doing the pocky challenge with Eren.

Erwin:....uuuuhhhhh.

Levi: .....oh just get in the car and drive.

Shank you guys for reading chapter 1 ill try to make a new chapter everyday about the survy corps head commity and there wiered days!!! see you in the next chapter
Bye!!?😉