Magical Fart Unicorn from Planet Hugga Wugga

Adventure 1

A magical fart unicorn travelled from the planet HuggaWugga to the planet 12'vie. He died from many sexual diseases.

The magical fart unicorn came back and was cursed by an evil jelly fish witch. Magical fart unicorn now did shits instead of farts and accidentally shitted on his girlfriend Lucy Big Boobie Face.

Lucy Big Boobie Face wanted revenge. She put a pink fluffy dildo where the Fart Unicorn's Wii remote was. They were both pink and fluffy so he probably won't be able to tell the difference. The Fart Unicorn went over to his Wii remote and picked it up but it slipped out of hand and onto the ground.

The pink fluffy dildo bounced on the ground and up into magical fart unicorns bum hole. He tried to get the pink fluffy dildo out but it would lent budge. Fart Unicorn came to the realising that the Pink fluffy was stuck up his shit hole forever and ever. That means he couldn't sit down or run or even be in public.

It was the end of his life. He couldn't go to the nudist beach anymore. Which meant he couldn't look at the ladies run when they were topless. Fart Unicorn cried and cried. Suddenly a horn was heard from outside.

Fart Unicorn tried running outside to rind the source of this horn sound. He ran outside of his door and out to the front yard with great agony as the fluffy pink dildo became more wedged in his shit hole with every step he took. Only did fart unicorn realise when he was outside that he had no pants On and the horn sound turned outdo be a naked fat lady who was farting.

The fart unicorn looked at the fat lady and the fat lady look fart unicorn in the eyes. They had a stare off. The fat lady farted a green fluffy cloud. The fart unicorn stepped backwards causing the pink fluffy dildo to lunge it self up highe. It was so far up that he could feel it in his stomach.

The fat lady came running towards fart unicorn and sat on him. Shw as so heavy the fluffy dildo shot out of fart unicorns ass into space. The dildo turned out to be a fire work in disguise and a squirrel fell from the sky and said his name was Mofo Wigga Space Squirrel and had been living in fart unicorns rectum for 6 years. Space Squirrel dropped so mother fucking sexy moves on the floor making fart unicorn come to his sexual senses the he was gay..... How was he going to tell Lucy big Boobie face?

The fart unicorn ran to Lucy big Boobie face and knocked on her door. She answered and shut the door in his face. The fart unicorn yelled that he was gay. Lucy big Boobie face opened the door up wide making it slam into her magical cupcake house. She smiled widely at him and said how she knew for 100 years now. He told her about the pink fluffy dildo and she told him it was her. The fart unicorn turned around and went to his new lover; Mofo WiggA Space Squirrel.

Mofo Wigga Space Squirrel and Fart unicorn went to celebrate their new found love at the nudist beach. After that they got on their pet flying carpet called Moggy and went off to have dinner. While Space Squirrel was ordering their meal a green mysterious jelly bean fell from the roof onto fart unicorns horn. He picked it off his horn and decided to smell the jelly bean... It smelt like a stinky fish ass, fart unicorn puked everywhere and blanked out.

He slowly opened his eyes and was on a white bed. His shit hole hurt very much and reality hit him like a nude boob to the face. Mofo Wigga Space Squirrel sent the green bean from his planet to knock him out. He was a prisoner.

TO BE CONTINUED...........