WISH MY LIFE WAS NORMAL

Chapter 1: How my Sunday is ruined.

"Wake up you lazy ass!! It's noon already!"

I feel someone poking my ribcage. Or maybe it is in my dream, but I was dreaming about some dogs chasing me or was it wolves? Who cares!! The person who is poking me is going to be DEAD.

"Hmmmmm...Go away it's my Sunday. Go away." I try to lash out at whoever is poking me. It is my Sunday, and I want to sleep the entire day.

Oh come on. I have something to tell you. It's better than your dream."

There is so much enthusiasm in his voice that I am tempted to wake up and listen to him blab. But 

why is he still poking. "Ok ok. I'm up but please for the love of god stop poking." Rubbing my eyes 

I exclaim, "Man you totally destroyed my Sunday; you know right this is the only day I am free and I can sleep to my hearts content. How can you just take it away from me?" Ok too much drama right, but what can I say I work all 6 days of the week sometimes even on a Sunday!! But this Sunday I was free so I thought of just sleeping. I am an ecologist. I work in the wild with tigers, I and my partner - my best friend Nina. Its pure field work in the wild and we have to be there in the field all day and night observing them, mapping them and such stuff. I was always interested in studying the wildlife, the animals and their behaviour and ecology. So I followed my dream and now here I am working with one of the most majestic species in the world.

"...so she said yes...." 

Wohhhhh rewind what did he tell, she said yes like for what, hope it's not what I think it is..."What yes, who said yes and what did you ask. What's happening?" I look bewildered. 

Growling at me, "God you don't listen to anything anyone tells. You are a very bad listener. God knows how you passed your school and college!"

Whatever I know I always enter into lala land when someone is talking to me. What to do I just can't help it? Millions of time I was kicked out of class because of the dreamy look I was giving to my teacher when she was teaching. But it was fun, getting kicked out and going for a movie. Aww.... I miss my college days. "I'm sorry so now tell me what were you telling me and what's that yes about?"

"Ok ok wait I'll tell AGAIN. So you know Anna, my girlfriend we have been together for a year and a half now and I really love her and even she loves me. It's been the happiest year of my life..."I exclaim, "WHAT so that means you were never happy with me all these years? I'm your SISTER come on. That's just mean" and pout at him.

"Stop interrupting me, let me finish, god you are so annoying." 

'Ya ya whenever new girlfriend comes in brother's life, all sisters become annoying.' I thought and mentally rolled my eyes at him.

"Anyway as I was telling you it's been a WONDERFUL year and I have asked her to marry me and she said yes!"

He is happy; he is smiling weirdly like some kid with a sugar spike, no no like some kid who drank too much Redbull. Man once I accidently gave Redbull to my 5 year old cousin and after drinking it he was acting so odd, he had so much energy that he started to chase all the  girls in my colony and they were shouting....Ok stop it now concentrate Anoop, concentrate he asked her to marry him.

"You did, when and why?" Anna, Annabel – my brother Raj's girlfriend is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen (except my mom of course she was so beautiful. I didn't get any of her beauty genes, my brother stole it all. Because he was born first you know.) She is hot, blond hair, blue eyes, just like some model. She walks so gracefully in her heels. I can't even stand wearing heels. God! I even fall when I am wearing flats, so damn clumsy.