*is on phone and laughs*
Vince: oh shit dare?
Me:*snickers*just for you bud
Vince:*groans*what is it
Me: promise you won't freak out?
Vince:*sighs*yea yea yea what is it?
Me: soul children come here
Soul children:*looks at Vince*hello murderer
Vince: really!
Me: you promised you won't freak out!
Vince: fine
Soul children:*attack Vince
Me:*laughs*o my gosh man!
