jack attack: ALEXA GET OVER HERE BITCH
alexa: damn. hi to you too. what do you want
jack attack: we never fucking fought
ya fav: oh shit
sasspyn: wow goals
ya fav: true
jack attack: meet me at the playground near my house in 10
alexa: ugh ok. wish me luck guys
lynn: good luck babe. i'll be there for ya
ya fav: he's lucky i live near that damn playground
alex without the a: lol
evanstan trash: what have you gotten me into jules
ya fav: i ask myself the same thing
alex the gay: wow i hope he's ok
ya fav: instead of texting let's go see them wow
jack attack: that would help considering we're waiting for you all
ya fav: idiots
alex the gay: true
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so they all - or at least those who lived in the area - went to go see the two fight. not sure how it was gonna go or if it was gonna be violent lynn put 911 on speed dial just in case. alex on the other hand just kind of stood in the back, scared of what could happen. "um guys. just wanna interrupt before you start" lynn cautiously states. "yeah what do you need babe" alexa answers back. "just wanted to wish both of you luck. but just know that whether the fuck you fight or not the decision of hitting on me has been made that as long as you don't catcall me" lynn says. "WAIT SO IM FIGHTING FOR NO GODDAMNED REASON" jack angrily shouts. "kind of" lynn answers. "well then why the fuck am i fighting. alex, let's go" jack says. "well ok then. thanks for that babe" alexa thanks lynn. "no problem" lynn answers back. so neither got hurt and the fight became pointless so everyone just went home
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evanstan trash: how was the fight
ya fav: nothing happened because lynn decided she didn't care about being hit on as long as she's not cat called
evanstan trash: fair enough
jack attack: well now that that shit is settled. lynn, alexa, alex and i are going to Taco Bell. anybody want anything while we're there
tyjo: i heard Taco Bell. get me anything i like it all
jack attack: ok. anyone else
ya fav: nope. thanks
jack attack: ok. that works. see you guys later
ya fav: later fam
