Kathy's Superseat Theory

"Find yourself" an odd and rather obtuse concept

"Kath!" "Kathy!" "Wake the hell up", she said as she hit her text book against my head, as you may guess, that was enough to wake me up.
"You've been asleep for ages, i'm surprised you even woke up" she said as she scratched her curly blonde hair.
"It couldn't be ages Carly, if that's so, we would be dead and rotten"
"You know I wasn't serious" she said rolling her eyes.
"I suppose you believe me to be an insanely dense human being do you not?" I said in a sarcastic manner.
I'll give you a little context, I'm Katherine, also known as Kathy, Kath, Kathon Cooper, the girl with the sandwich lunch... Etc.
As obvious as it may seem, I should explain it any way, i fell asleep in class, it really isn't all that hard being always sat at the back beside the window, but i wouldn't say it's any of the seat's fault, it's more my so called clumsiness getting in the way.
Anyway back to the story, right after making such effortless question, the "teacher" discovered and in an attempt to prove i wasn't paying attention he asked:
"Ms Katherine, Do heavier objects fall more slowly than lighter objects?"
I let out a little laugh before answering this one:
"No. If an object is heavier the force of gravity is greater, but since it has greater mass the acceleration is the same, so it moves at the same speed (if we neglect air resistance). If we look at Newton's second law, F = ma. The force of gravity is F = mg, where m is the mass of the object and g is the acceleration due to gravity.
Equating, we have mg = ma. Therefore, a = g.
If there was no air resistance, a feather would fall at the same speed as an apple."
"I suppose you listen and talk Ms, good job"
"I won't take that as i compliment if that's what you intend, it's just a rather non-literal and obtuse argument".

And that got me sent to the principal's office, who would've thought a bright student like myself would be in such trouble so often? Well, to be honest, i have a lot of audacity, therefore, i seem to have enough "confidence" (as you'd say) to say to truth to these excuses of "teachers" that attempt to get me to learn, they're nothing more than stupid readers who seem to not be able to change their mind about anything they've ever learned.
"Take a vacation" the counselor said, "find yourself", stupid, senseless sentences, what is the purpose of living if I'll take breaks from it? School rules just don't make sense to me, It's stupid to be so contained, but to be offered vacations? That pretty reckless, i even admire such recklessness.
At any extent though, I refuse to do so, my schedule is already filled with my variety of plans...

By the time i got back to the classroom, the class was already over, and, our theoretical teacher was there, you know, the person in charge of making us speculate, merely speculate, he called out to me in a rather vulgar way and made it my knowledge that i was failing his signature...