Kathy's Superseat Theory

theoretical speculation... (fancy way of saying i have to imagine stuff)

"Ms Katherine, I'd like to talk to you privately on my classroom to discuss your state" he said as he pointed at the door.
"I suppose I have no choice..." I said sarcastically and followed him.
As we got to the classroom, he sat on his leather chair in the most condescending way possible and continued to "lecture" me.
"It's such a shame to see a bright student like you failing at their supposedly best signature, I wouldn't like to see you fail, so, I'm giving you a chance"
"You're giving ME a chance? It isn't my fault this class is too easy to waste my efforts on it"
"Let me finish, you are going to do some theoretical speculation"
"Fancy thinking?"
"Whatever you call it, i want you to invent and prove a social theory and deliver the paper about it at the end of the semester, don't you worry though, even Einstein failed his best signature"
"No he didn't, he was excelling at it"
"I'm not having this discussion with you"
"Whatever you say".
I walked out of that classroom with a feeling of anger and impotence, why do I have to do this? I already took the class about three times in middle school, it's useless to me.
Naturally, I had to start thinking about what theory could it possibly be that would save me from this stupid situation, I had time to do so, you see, next class was Biology, I don't mean to sound insolent, but that "teacher" holds grudge against me for some reason, and, in her class we never really do anything.

I was thinking about the theory as I observed my classmate "Penny", she seems to have a whole circle around her every class but I never seem to figure out how she gets so much attention, maybe it is her seat, she seats at the center of the class and seem to get the dull attention of the other human creatures around here. That was it, that was my theory, the attention calling and personality changing seat theory, in other words, "the superseat theory", a theory to prove that a seat in the middle of the class could help someone (even like me) to develop remarkable social skills.

I got out of school and went straight home to think about the paper, it seemed like a good idea, although, it was rather oblivious of the fact that it all requires a lot of human intervention...