HE'S A PRICELESS MEAN JERK!!! (one shot story)

He's my priceless mean jerk! He's my greatest enemy of all! But what if in just little hella joke-help of him makes my heart beats faster as if it's like running to it's lives! What will happen next? But the Bullshit of all is, i know i'm inlove with my priceless mean jerk and it's hella fucking one sided love only and it's fucking hurt me like hell!

[Rash POV's:]

Letcheeeeeee!!! bakit ba iniluwal ng mommy niya yung taong NAPAKAAROGANTE,NAPAKASUPLADO,NAPAKATAMAD AT NAPAKA-LANGYA SA UTAK!!! pero Nak nang Langya tlaga din.. kasi NAPAKAGWAPO NIYA.. Grrrr! i wish i never meet him! His fucking always bugging me.. the beautiful-pretty-sexy-and gorgeous me! by the way, i'm Rash Stefanie Sy.. i'm really beautiful-sexy-rich-gorgeus i'm the "MS.PERFECTIONIST" in our school. actually that is my school.. daddy make it for me.. that school is for elites only coz the tuition every month cost 500,000 only.. Yah! ONLY!! but i'm kind but the only exception is that bullshit guy named Jake Raisin Blue! He's "The Cassanova slash Bad Boy" in my school. That's my school but i can't expel him coz his father is my daddy's bussiness partner. Like hell i care to their bussiness! Back again to our stories...

"Rash.. alis nga dito!! Nagkaka-RASHES ako ehh!" forgot to tell you guys we're hella fucking classmate.. i hella cuss alot when it comes to him coz he's hella fucking bullshit bugs bunny coz keep on bugging me! >.<

"Why, Goodmorning my hella seaweed Raisin fried chicken friend..." smile like i won billion jackpot.. ^__^ kababata ko yan eh! at hate na hate niya yung fried chicken na ulam.

"Ha-ha!" galit ang sarcasm niyang tawa.. Lumapit siya sken at snabing..

"Fuck you!" galit niyang sabi.. haist! paulit-ulit niya yang sinasabi sken..

"Know who's your dealing with my hella seaweed fried chicken friend.." ^__^

"Ouch!!! My fucking head hurts!!" binatukan niya ko. nakakaleche nq ah!!

"OA ka rashes ha! Hahaha!" sabi niya.

"You Bugs Bunny! i'll tell dad about this!"

"ohhh,, grrr! i'm scared! hahahaha!" Close na close kasi sila ni Daddy. As in sobrang close sila! Kung siya close kay daddy pwes ako rin no. close kami ng napaka-ganda at napakabait niyang mommy.. ewan ko nga kung san yan nag-mana! Baka ampon! Leche kse!

Letche talaga siya.. so ayun nag punta nalang ako sa room ko. in my school i have my own room.. My room is perfect, everything i want, i do have here.

"Fuck that seaweed Raisin!" sabi ko sa sarili ko..

Afternoon

"Ms.Rash, Master said you should attend your classes this afternoon"

Haist! Ang ingay talaga ng mga maids ko. 10 sila nag-sabi niyan kaya ang Ingay!! #..#

"okay.. i'll just take a bath first.."

Natapos nako't lahat pero ang init parin ng ulo ko! Lecheng yun!!

"Grabe! Ang ganda ni Rash sister nu! Nakaka-tomboyyyy!"

"KYAAAHHHHH! OO NGA!"

haist! ang ingay talaga! Pumasok nako sa room, hindi magagalit ang teacher namen kase nag cuttiing ako like hello? this is my school! i hella own everything here!

"Goodafternoon Ms.Rash. how was your sleep??" ask ng teacher ko. See?

"Nah! you don't need to ask it old hag!!" yung kanina na sabi ko sa inyo na mabait ako. Isa yung NAPAKALAKING JOKE!

"OK. SORRY Ms.."

"Psh!"

"Ang kati talaga! andyan kasi si Rashes kaya kumakati na naman yung katawan ko.. Rash! Tulog ka nalang ulit dun! HAHAHA!" ee sino pa ba ang nangugulit sken dito?