A long time ago before your grandpa was a twinkle in your grandma's eye there lived a man in an brown slimy shed in a forest his name was Roy he suddenly got out and stood in an dark corner and shouted where am i where the fuck am i then he heard a very large creep trembling on the crunching leaves.They turn green to red.
The creature was an walrus it was as large as a flat it had the fucked sharpest turks ever you would faint if you ever fucking saw it!!!
