Wth Is Wrong With Brain...

NEVER GO TO THE BATHROOM

Ok so I went to the bathroom. Normal stuff for other people right? Nope, not for me. Going to the bathroom has to be one of the worst things in a school day for me seeing as to that I'm socially awkward. Every time I go to the bathroom I make a plan. Well except for that day...

Ok. Bathroom. Mariella relax its not that hard. All you do is walk in and use it wash your hands and walk without making any eye contact whatsoever.

I'd been chanting that in my head for a while on my way to the bathrooms.

I walk in and see theres no one there except for one person. Phew. So nows probably a good time to say that I only went in their to check my hair...but you can't blame I can't just pop out a mirror in the middle of class. So being the introvert I am I decide no I'm not gonna use the mirror outside I'm gonna use the one inside the big bathroom...why I register that as being awkward I'll never know.

So since I'd been doing this exact thing for two days now I started to realize that the big bathroom door is always closed but noones ever in it. But nooooo, this day someone actually was in it. Right when I so confidently yanked on the handle there had to be someone there.

So me being my awkward self freaked out and instead of just walking from this situation I ran to the stall 3 doors away from her. See where this is going?

So I start oh so helplessly trying to hover over the toilet with my chicken legs. I have literally no strength in my legs. I try to balance my agenda on the toilet paper dispenser. Yeah it was not stable at all. So I decide to pretend like I'm grabbing paper and you know make it sound like I'm actually using the bathroom and standing there awkwardly...which is what I was sort of doing but that's not the point.

As I reach for the paper my agenda decides to oh perfectly fall into the toilet. I freak out and take my soaking agenda out of the toilet. At this point I'm fully aware that the person two stalls away from me thinks that I'm pooping. And as on cue the toilet flushes. Sitting for a while. Splash paper. Flush. IT IS A SET UP FOR THE SCENARIO OF POOPING.

But the catastrophe doesn't even stop there. No I have much more potential than that *awkwardly winks*.

So I decide to face the fact that I sound like I took a huge dump and wash my hands. Looking in the mirror did not help. I looked horrible. I wash my hands and walk over to the dryer. You may be thinking "what could wrong, she just drying her hands right?" Right? WRONG.

Ok so I have this thing where when I look at someone I think I look normal but instead I'm full on staring at them. Right when I'm washing my hands this girl walks in and I start awkwardly smiling/staring whilst holding my soaking agenda in between my legs. She starts looking uncomfortable and walks away.

I have no chance in life.

Yay second story! So what did y'all think? Would be that awkward as to put yourself through that? Or would you have handled it perfectly? Let me know 😊. BAAAIIII