Percy: how did you become a wizard?
Harry potter: I got a letter
Percy: I got attacked by a minotaur
Harry potter: cool
Percy: yeah I now right I was so scared
Harry potter: you think I would be super scared
Percy: Did you get scared when Voldemort tried to kill you
Harry potter: yes but my mother protected me
Percy: I feel bad heres a present (BAM the present explodes)