My Mom's a Killer Robot?

Chapter 1

This is a story about a man named Joe Hulberg, Joe Hulberg was a 50 year old half bald guy, average weight, six foot two and lives at home with his robot dog. Joe bought the robot dog at The Robot Pet Store last week the dog's name is Sparky because the dog would spark sometimes, that's why he got it for a low price of fifty dollars and ninety-nine cents. They lived in a normal destroyed house, almost the whole neighborhood was destroyed because of that freak accident last year, millions of people died, nobody knows what happened but there's less than seven billion people in the world now. Joe and his dog are lucky to be alive. Joe was just laying on his couch with Sparky on his stomach, it was 10:00 pm and he was watching tv. The tv showed a new cast for the weather and then the tv just completely went static and the lights went out, the room was pitch black and Joe was still laying in bed with his dog. The phone starting ringing.

" I shouldn't answer that." Joe said.

"Remember last time Sparky, oh wait I forgot you weren't here at the time, lucky."

The phone started ringing again.

"I'm not getting up so f you!"

The phone started ringing again and again and then finally stopped.

Then Joe realized it was his mom, thank god he didn't answer because she wanted Joe to get rid of Sparky because Sparky blows stuff up with his laser guns. The phone rang again and then the doorbell rang. The door opens, the mom says hello in a creepy voice, the mom randomly has a knife in her hand because she wants to cut the turkey because it's Thanksgiving. Joe screamed in terror and Sparky starts barking. Joe and Sparky find out his mom is a robot, they found this out when they saw her bright red eyes staring at them, they got brighter and brighter. She was staring more and more and then suddenly lasers shot from both of her eyes they were aimed at Joe and Sparky, one of the lasers missed and hit the table they were next to, she hit the Pizza Hut pizza on the table and the other laser hit Sparky.

" NOT THE PIZZA! NOOOOOO!!! Oh Sparky got hit too.. but NO THE PIZZA!!!!"

Sparky started to whimper and he started barking but the barks turned into static and glitchy noises each time. Joe started crying

" Sparky?"

Sparky barked a little in reply.

"Sparky is the pizza okay?"

"No" in his dog way.

"Are you gonna be okay?"

"I don't know" Sparky said in his dog way.

Joe's mom came up to Joe face to face, she fired her laser straight forward aiming at Joe's face, he quickly ducked and the wall behind them caught on fire. Joe quickly grabbed Sparky and ran passed his mom and opened the door to outside. Joe and Sparky started running towards a farm up the road from them, Joe's mom was chasing them faster and faster.

"Come on Sparky let's go!" Joe said.

Joe and Sparky were almost there and Joe stopped across the road.

" I WILL GET YOU GUYS" Joe's mom said.

She stopped in the middle of the road ready to shoot Joe and Sparky with her laser eyes, she gets hit by a bus, all her robot parts spread all over the road . Joe and Sparky ran back into the house and laid back on the couch.

"It's all over now." Joe said with a smile on his face and with Sparky in his arms. The lights went back on and so did the tv and a new box of pizza got ordered. The doorbell rang.

"Wait, are there more robots?" Joe asked.