Cam
I was at practice getting ready to play the Giants tomorrow. We have been working our ass off sense we found out we were playing them. We know we can beat them but we don't want to take any chances, we're trying to go to the super bowl. We just go done with practice and I was in the locker room with the guys.
Josh- Hey yo Cam, me and some of the guys are going to the house and having our pre-game boys night. You coming?
Naw Asia wants me to stay home with her
Michael-Why so you can paint her nails
Chris- Or go shopping with her
No she just want to spend time with me
All- Sure
Man ya'll shut up
Josh-Well did she let you hit yet
What do you think
Chris-You guys have been married for 3 years and haven't had sex once
She won't even let me touch her
Michael-Dude don't you want kids
Yeah we're just waiting
Michael-till what your penus devolves , y'all are already married what more dose she want
Chris-I can think of a few things
Why are ya'll playing my girl
Chris-We not playing your girl, your girl playing you
Michael-Come on man we all been cool for a long time and we know your standards and she ain't meeting them
Chris-Not even close
Michael-If you haven't notice you like your woman classy, smart, and independent. Not dumb, lazy, and only good for a quick fuck and duck
