(This is based on a conversation I had with Roxie during art class,and it reminded me of how Undyne and Papyrus were "training" Alphys and it killed me. I need Jesus.)
Alphys:Well,Papyrus said that you two are my life coaches now.
Undyne:Yea we kinda are.
Alphys:I don't think Papyrus is a very good life coach though...
Undyne:Why not?
Alphys:Wellll,he tried to make me get rid of my totally Kawaii hat. (A/N:Yes I said that.)
Undyne:It's ugly.*Takes hat*
Alphys:Wha-HEY!
Undyne:What's it supposed to be,anyway?
Alphys:A puppy! :( Now please give it back.
Undyne: No.
Alphys:It was a Christmas present!
Undyne:Still no.
Alphys:Pleeease!
Undyne:Ugh fine.
Alphys:You two are not very good life coaches
Undyne:*fake crying*
Alphys:Ok,Papyrus isn't a good life coach.
Undyne:*Bonecrushing hug* YAAAAY!