'I love China. China all the time. Bing-bing bong.' Donald Trump bellowed to his billions of followers tingling with anticipation, who were located in front of him gazing at luscious locks of pure gold that glistened in the camera lights. ''Sub 2 my minecraft lets play channel xddddd'' screamed a child who's hair looked like it was forged in Mordor along with the 4577.4 rings. A split second later, Thomas the 'Dank' Engine smacked straight into the god forsaken ginger child, he splattered in 6,577,231,420 pieces and a bright orange light emerged from his mutilated corpse. Turns out it was just a Torchbug. A boy named Tshabalaba, who was standing right next to him, grabbed it and ate it. He died of an aneurism. Then he exploded, saliva burst from his mouth, creating a hurricane, killing all of the American population. The end.
