Hello Darlings (SPN fanfic)

Kisses xxx

"And you are Hope." He pointed to my friend which sat on the floor, legs crossed like a child. She opened her mouth to, well I don't know what she was going to say let's be honest, it's Hope - but Crowley interrupted her. "And your Eloise. Your both the anti-virgin's darling psychopaths, correct?" Hope and I shared a confused look and I shrugged. He sighed, smiling slightly as he did. "You'll find out." There was a short silence before he spoke again, suddenly remembering. "I made a deal with your friend. Part of that deal is for me to look after you." He pointed at us.

"We're not children, we can take care of ourselves." Hope argued, arms folded across her chest. "No but you'll do what I say." I frowned as his cruel smile grew larger. " I have a series of contracts that certain people have broken. Those people need to be eliminated. Part of me looking after you is that you are the ones to kill them. You know, go slay some demons or whatever you hunters do." I growled quietly but considered this a moment. "When?" Hope asked knowing I would agree too. "Not yet. I've got better things to do before I give you any work. And you, well I'm sure you've been on holiday before." I looked away nervously and Crowley raised his eyebrows. "Seriously? Well fine, here then." He passed me a monopoly card that said 'get out of jail free!' "I've booked you in at the local hotel. I'll be back in three days." Then, just like that he vanished.

I racked my deluded brain to try and figure out what had just happened. Hope jumped up from the floor and fell over again. "Dead leg... Crowley King of Hell." She whispered from her place on the concrete floor. "Him?!" I asked shocked for a second. "I thought he'd be taller..." I whispered, slightly disappointed. Hope face palmed and -this time slowly and without falling over- got to her feet. "Can I get a phone call please?" Hope shouted. But there was no reply. "Pass me that." She stuck her hand out without turning around and I gave her the card. She slid it through the gap in the lock and it seemed to melt away, as did the card but flakey ashes followed it. "Magic." She said whilst pushing the door open with ease. I stepped beside her and we walked out of the cell together. No alarms, no guns. Just, nothing.

People carried on working as normal as we strolled through the station. One woman even glanced at her for a moment, then looked back like she had been scolded. "Weird. But I can get used to it." I said pleased. Hope on the other hand took a different approach and yelled, "BOMB!" Nothing. I looked at Hope pleased and picked up a bottle of spray paint that had most likely been taken off sometime. "Shall we?" I grinned and Hope smiled back, grabbing another can of paint.