Bathroom

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(Phone Mode)

Best friend: I have an emergency help!

Me:I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND!

-A second later-

me:So what's de problem

Bff:The bathroom line is very long..can you please stay with me?

Me:k

-10 min. later

Bff:I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE

-Runs to an empty stall and skipping the line-

A second later..

Me:Wow..why so fast?

Bff:oh I was just gonna fart..

me:..

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