Hidden Talents

liar liar pants on fire

Jorgina's P.O.V

"Ok, ok let me speak. I didn't lie. Well, not that much. She was the one who made me kick the ball and to be honest, I think she should be questioned too, headmaster."

This was what I spent the past 3 hours doing.

Arguing and lying.

About Lying. Sounds quite complicated, doesn't it? Well, it's not really. My arch nemesis, Hattie Johansson, claimed I lied so that she would get in trouble. Technically, that is kinda the truth. But, who cares? EVERYONE hates Hattie. She's like another Regina George. But she's not blonde. strange! I know right, most Swedish people have blonde hair but to be honest, I don't really care. Although she does have the exactly the same personality, but anyway, back to the subject.

The whole situation started on the 27th of May.

Prom night.

And to make matters a whole lot better, everyone else had someone to go with.

Except for ME.

Now, the rational thing to do here would be to not go to prom and just junk on some unhealthy stuff whilst watching box sets on Netflix. #hellostrangerthings

But of course, I went to prom dateless instead.

*sarcastically* I'm so smart!

Yeah, so anyway I went to prom looking like I just ran through a hedge. 

Don't judge ok?

This was a last minute decision. 

When I got there, everyone looked like they were generally having a good time, which to be honest, never happens.

Like, ever.

Normally everyone plays pranks on you as you walk in or something, but that didn't happen.

Everyone just either didn't know I came in or the just ignored me.

Both are giving me very low self-esteem.

Well, whilst I was feeling all hurt and upset, I should have touched wood.

Cause, you know what they say?

'You better touch wood'

Or something like that.

Cause I just got TOTAL KARMA.

As soon as I started dancing on my own, may I add, Hattie came up to me and did a proper bitch move. She said,

 Jorggieee, I know we haven't got on to the best of starts, but I realise that we just need to end all of this fighting between you and me. So, come here, I have something to give to you.

WHY DID I BELIEVE HER. WHY??

But, you've gotta admit, she's a good actor. Maybe she's going to be the next Jennifer Laurence.

But when I got onto the stage, per her request, two big bottles of slime poured all over me.

And then I killed Hattie.
THE END.

Joking. But since I am the schools best prankster, and this was quite an obvious prank, I had already filled a glitterball with black treacle. You know, just in case.

So I think you know what happens next.

I kicked it at her head.

oops...

But that's how I ended up in the heads office.

Lying.