~Byron's skin was shimmering like an uncut, polished diamond. His dirty blond hair~
" Byron's skin was glowing..."
"No! Don't put glowing!!!1111 70327097. Make it glittering!"
"Byron's skin was glittering like..."
"A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!"
"....a diamond in the rough.."
"IDIOT!!!!!! That doesn't mean shiny!!!"
"TOMISIN CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TYPING LIKE THAT?!!?"
"Call me Caitlyn" *looks off into the distance* "I'm gonna leave a space between these numbers because I know how much you hate spaces..."
"No! Don't! Please! Okay, so what happens next in the conversation?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is can I type your part cause you type like a grandma on bad weed."
"You have serious issues."
*Glares into soulllllllllll*"nfawfabhvgpygygesqghwhjabdhoahb DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU MORTAL!!!!1"
"One. One. ONE. Please remove the one. Please. PLEASE. I CAN'T. PLEASE JUST DELETE IT."
"..."
"No."
"Hey, how come you get two lines? That's not fair."
"^Don't go making spaces like that plus I deserve two line for being able to put up with you AND managing to look flawless while doing it."
"Whatever packs your luggage, Tomisin. Also, there should be a full stop between 'that' and 'plus'. And an 's' after 'line'. And a comma after 'you'."
*rubs temples ferociously* " Well if you're done complaining I'm going to publish this book so that you can finally stop trying to correct people.(In Darth Vader voice) You are no longer needed. Vanish from my sight." *stabs with lightsaber*
Sorry to everyone that thought this was an actual book. Hope you enjoyed our little chapter. Please check out Rebecca and Alvin by TomisinTomTom. It's a great book! I totally recommend it.
Love,
Me and fellow writer/cousin/leader Tom.
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The bad boy's secretly a vampire
VampireAlyson thought she knew everything about her best friend Byron. But on one night, underneath the moonlight, basking in the midsummer rain, she found herself in a situation she never thought possible. *** Byron's skin was shimmering like an uncut, p...
