Let me get this clear, this is not a cliche, romantic fanfic of one direction. This is a stupid, humorous parody of a really bad one direction fanfic. This story basically accentuates the really stupid and unrealistic features in typical stories. Enjoy! xx
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Hi! My name is Rihannasugarplumfairy and I'm abused by my parents cause their always drunk and they hate me. My parents don't pay the bills and they spend all the money on drugs, but I still managed to go to a school and have a full makeup kit even though I clearly stated that my parents spend all of their money on useless shit. My parents also hit me but people in school don't even notice my fucking black eye because they're busy saying I'm a slut. I'm super skinny, and have long, curly, golden hair flowing down my back and I have extremely gorgeous blue eyes. Everyone hates me and I'm totally the most ugly piece of ass in the whole entire world. To pay the bills, I work at starbucks. Even though my income is pathetic, I managed to pay the fucking bills, buy MAC makeup, dress in clothes and even go to school.
Today, I happened to be running late for work so I quickly put on my makeup on my flawless face put on my uniform and rushed out to work. On my way to work, I bumped into this handsom British guy who happened to be Harry Styles. He gave me his number cause he said I was hot and ran to his tour bus.
Anyway, long story short, we hooked up, had sex and the condom broke and I had a beautiful baby girl. We named her Darcy and Louis blessed her with a holy carrot. Niall ate all the baby food and everything in the fridge so Harry and I starved to death while Zayn was looking into a mirror and Liam performing exorcism on a spoon.
THE END
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