Brook: Think I can touch the ceiling?
Dallas: Nope I don't think you can
Brook: Watch me bish *gets a running start and fails, face planting*
Dallas: I told you, that you wouldn't make it *laughs hard*
Brook: The universe is telling me that it's not my time yet to master this skill.
Mom: No the universe is telling you you're a dumbass
Brook: MOM you hurt my rainbow heart now the unicorn can't fly over it and bring happiness to the children of the world!
Mom: *looks at Brook funny* You high or something boy?
Dallas: Mom when is Brook ever normal?
Mom: That is a good question and the answer is practically never.
Brook: I'm in the room you slutmuffins, talk about me when I leave thank you *walks out the room*
Dallas: Your son is strange.
Mom: So are you but I try no to complain *walks off*
Brook: *yells from across the house* BURN
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Quotes I like
Short StoryThese are quotes I find enjoyable or speak to me. Don't be afraid to post in the comments yours, I'd love to hear them. Also, this will be whatever we feel like writing in it so random shit will appear in this as well.
