WHO NEEDS VALENTINE'S DAY? I'M PERFECTLY FINE HOW I AM. I DON'T NEED SOME ONE ELSE TO BE HAPPY. I'M PROUD TO BE A SINGLE PRINGLE. ALL I NEED IS ME. SO TODAY MY FRIENDS, WE TAKE OUT A TUB OF ICE CREAM, SIT IN A CORNER, AND WATCH NEFLIX ALL DAY WHILE BAWLING OUR EYES OUT.
AMEN.
T~T
