I Dashed her

she said dash me your hat

so I dashed her with a slap,

then she lashed out with a fart,

now I'm mad, so I smashed her

with my tart.

part of me now think I'm wrong

so I hung myself with your thong.

now your laughing out loud,

your laugh is too loud

I recalled.

they will hear you,

now see what you have done

they will take me away now,

to a place where I musn't drop the soap

now you see what you have done

I'm now in this penitentiary.

© Dotun Gb | Poems