This joke is a bit gauche and parlous., hardly a parlour joke, but it actually happened.
Two middle aged nurses were obsessed with regaining their youthful looks by plastic surgery. ...getting "done over " by a plastic surgeon. Margaret was hard of hearing.
Maud called Margaret on the phone, "Margie, I have got my Volvo done over. It's good as new!"
"How wonderful!" Margaret excitedly replied. "Your vulva! I didn't know that could be done too. Tell me more about it!'
"No,no!" shouted Maud. "My Volvo. My motor car! I have had it done over!"
"Yeah,yeah! I heard you the first time! I gonna have mine done too. Tell me more about it! Was it painful?"
