Naruto Questionare

This fanfic chapter is dedicated to my friend 'Uchihahahaha' for her currently obssession with Sasuke. Fangirls anyone? :3

PS- This paticular chapter is rated PG for swearing and uh- well, it is cold and bitter Sasuke we're talking about here. 

-A *rather forced* talk with Sasuke-

Topic: Fangirls

OOOOOOOOOO

So, Sasuke I've heard you have a problem with fangirls.

Sasuke: Hn.

So... is this true?

Sasuke: Hn.

*pokerface* Are you gonna help me here? I'm trying to talk to you.

Sasuke: About what? Fangirls? Like hell I'll ever say something possitive about those annoying bitches.

Thank you.

Sasuke: What?

I said thank you.

Sasuke: What. Don't tell me you're a fangirl too. Look, I'm sorry if-

No, that's not it. You finally said something other than "Hn." 

Sasuke: Hn.

rolls eyes I heard you apologized. 

Sasuke: So?

Forget it.

Sasuke: Let me go.

Sorry Sasuke-san I think I'll hold you there for a little longer.

Sasuke: grunts Don't call me that.

Call you what?

Sasuke: Who are you, Naruto? Call me Sasuke-san, idiot. You sound like my fangirls.

I thought your fangirls called you Sasuke-kun.

Sasuke: Same thing. I hate formalities. It's Sasuke. Uchiha. Or nothing. I don't care as long as it's not Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-san or shit.

Whatever you wish Sasuke.

…

Do you hate Sakura then?

 Sasuke: Yes and no.

 That’s very clear of you to say.

 Sasuke: I’m not here to explain myself to idiots.

 I can always torture the answer out of you.

 Sasuke: You’re sick. What are you going to do? Glare me to death with your "Sharingan"?

 I’ve got it planned. You think I’m defenseless if one of you pulls something up? I might not have a Sharingan but I can very well do whatever I want to you now that you're useless in that chair.

 Sasuke: You're disgusting. “One of you”?

 Yep. Naruto’s next.

 Sasuke: I think it’s the first time I feel bad for that idiot.

 Whatever Uchiha, we’re getting back to topic now. Explain yourself.

 Sasuke: grunts If I have no choice… I hate her for being a fangirl. That’s all.

 So you do hate her?

 Sasuke: growls You’re impossible! I hate her fangirl side. I wouldn’t care about her if she wasn’t from Team 7.

 So you care about her?

 Sasuke: When I get out of this chair, I’m going to kill you.

 Chuckles Likely. Are fangirls that annoying to you?

 Sasuke: There’s nothing I’d like more than to kill anyone who lays a hand on me like those fangirls.

 You don’t like people touching you?

 Sasuke: No. I value my space.  struggles Get me out of this chair already! This is torture!

 Smirk Has it ever come to you that I might be sadistic?

  Sasuke: You're sicker than I thought.

 Next up is “Do you have any idea of why your admirers fell for you?”

Sasuke: Who makes up these dumb questions?

 Glare Me and my amazing brain. Answer.

Sasuke: Fuck this. If this is the fastest way for me to get out of here then so be it.

No. And I don’t care either.

Of course you don’t… you know I think it might be both your appearance,abilities and ego… 70% your ego though.

Sasuke: I hate you.

See what I’m saying? So bitter and cool.

Sasuke: thinks What’s with girls these days…

Author Note: Don't worry, Sasuke's free now! I was fast enough to escape after that... Next up is Naruto! He'll be much easier to get answers from than Sasuke for sure so I won't have to tie him to a chair!