A talk with Deidara!
Topic: Crack.
How did you get in the Akatsuki?
Dei: Well, I was just walking over town minding my own bussiness when Itachi fucking Uchiha kidnaped me into Akatsuki, telling me that they needed blond guy-girls with exploding powers.
... Oh, so that must be why you hate him so much.
Dei: Actually no. He makes fun of my art!
That must be hard on you. So, do you have any friends in Akatsuki?
Dei: cracks up
Pokerface.
Dei: Well, now that you ask obviously not! They're all freaks!
Look who's talking.
Dei: I have to make an exception on Sasori-danna though.
Do you like him?
Dei: Who? Sasori? laughs no.
Do you make out with your hands?
Dei: I am not answering that.
Do it.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT IMMA EXPLODE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF!
Ha. likely. Now answer.
Dei: growls
I told you to answer not growl.
Dei: growls
The hell?
Dei: I won't tell you anything! Better explode the freaking hideout than tell you anything!
Oh, really? I can do that for you...
Dei: No! NO.
That's what I thought.... think before you speak Dei.
Dei: You Freak!
You have 3 mouths and you call me a freak?
Dei: 4. points at chest
Right.
Dei: And I will eat you alive with it if you don't leave me alone!
Honey, but how are you going to get off the chair?
Dei: Sasori will come for me!
Sasori's dead.
Dei: You lie!
I speak the truth. Wanna bet?
Dei: ... My danna's dead? B-but... how is that possible?
*walks to a tree and sits down until Deidara finishes*
Dei: Fuck you! I will kill you when I get off here! Slowly and painfully! And when I'm done with you, I'll revive you and kill you again! The pain will never end!
*sigh* Such a pity about that puppet...(Yeah, he definitely does like Sasori)
Dei: He's not a puppet! He's my danna! FUCK THIS WHERE'S TOBI?!
Tobi: Hai, Deidara-sempai!
Dei: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !@*!&&@*! @&!*@&!&!
How long have you been standing there Tobi?
Tobi: ... I watched Deidara-sempai get tied up!
Dei: YOU IDIOT! GET ME OFF THIS CHAIR BEFORE I EXPLODE YOUR ASS OF THE GALAXY!
A/N : And there went Tobi... exploded away by Deidara once again.
Next time I'm doing Sai...probably. Suggestions are open!
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