Hi, my name is Billy Joe or you may know me as the ice cream fanatic and big fish casino loser. My life is complicated, it had a lot of bumps and twists, but somehow I persevered and got to where I am today. Dumpster diving behind the McDonalds in the bad part of town. Lot's of things played an important role to shape who I am today, quite the ladies man, poor, filthy, and,-"Oooh is that a Big Mac?" Anyways, as I was saying, my life is as demented as it can be, only a few people are gifted with such horrible lives. I was one of those people. I feel like god meant for this to be, but he did this for the best. I would soon find my way back to the top. Where I used to be, not eating chewed up vanilla ice cream cones and half bitten chicken nuggets. Oh yeah, maybe gambling all my money kinda put me down into the dumps (literally) and caused me to lose my job, but it's ok. I mean, everybody makes mistakes, right? If you really want to know how my life began, read on, but it won't matter soon, like I said, because I'm about to have my big break. But, I will warn you, if you choose reading about my past , there's no turning back to viewing my future. Pick a side, either one, just one decision, no pressure... You got this. Now, I have to go, an Egg McMuffin covered with flies and fresh minty gum (my favorite) is calling my name.
"Billy, Billy Joe, where are you?????"
See, I told you. That's one thing about myself, I never lie.
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BILLY JOE: Autobiography
HumorThe continuation of Billy Joe. If you haven't already read the Story of Sanders, chapter 5, you should. This will make a lot more sense if you do. I took a much more different approach on this book. Enjoy!
