Why were the Wiggles buying me? I will probably never know. But what I did know, is that I was sitting in the back of a car in the middle seat. The car was silver, instead of the glorious red one on the show. How disappointing.
We all drove down a highway, listening to their 2005 album Live: Hot Potatoes. Its so beautiful it almost brings a tear to my eye. Oh, how I love the Wiggles.
The scene reminds me of when I was younger, my family would take a long drive to our summer cabin. Now, our van could only seat 7 people, and there were 8 of us. So we always ended up strapping the youngest, Lexlyneelyn, to the roof with duct tape. But that's not the point.
Anyways, on our drive, I would always play the Live: Hot Potatoes album on full volume, and I would screech along with it. (Until my mother would yell at me and turn the radio off.)
That brings me to where I am now. In a big red car. Greg is driving, Anthony is in the passenger seat, and I'm in the back sandwiched between Jeff and Murray. Oh, how i would love to be in a different kind of sandwich with them.
Greg turns the corner and we end up at a large, grey warehouse. I wonder what's going to happen?
Anthony turns to me and simply says with a delicious Australian accent, "We've bought you. Now you have to 'mash our bananas'
