Naruto- We nearly DIED there. They had the right to call it the Forest of Death. Man, do I have a story to tell.
Flashback-----
Naruto- It's dark here. I don't think I could do this. I mean, there are so many weirdos here. I mean, have you seen that woman with the snake tongue-
Sakura- Let me cut you off right there. Never, and I mean, NEVER, talk about her again. Got it?!
Naruto- Fine, anyway, I'm with Sasuke and Sakura. ---Gurgle, gurgle--- Aww man I gotta go! ---Zip!---
Sakura-
Not in front of me, you're not! I'm a girl! But if it were Sasuke.... Hehe....
Sasuke- Um..... What did you just say, Sakura?
Sakura- Nothing, nothing! That was too close!
Naruto?- Hey guys. That was a relief, I wrote my name an- --Kunai flies--
Naruto?- What the heck was that for?!
Sakura- Yeah, Sasuke. I know you hate him, but that's a little over the top-
Sasuke- Can't you tell, that's not Naruto. His marker is usually on the left, not the right... and his weapon pouch is on the right. Whoever you are, you're horrible at disguises.
--Flashback Pauses--
Naruto-
Ok, actually let's skip this and skip to the good part!
Sakura-
Good part?! There was no good part! You, me, and Sasuke nearly DIED! DIED!
---Smack!---
Naruto-
All right, all right. I'll stop.... If you admit I'M the greatest ninja alive and Sasuke is a loser.
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Sakura-
WAH!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER ADMIT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke-
I really don't care what you think. Your opinion doesn't matter.
Sakura-
Oh, Sasuke~ You're sooooo right~
---Sigh---
Naruto-
Good grief, Sakura!
Sakura-
Put a sock in it, Fox!
Sasuke-
Stop it, you two! When are we gonna get to the part when Orochimaru paralyzed me and Sakura, and I had to stab a kunai through my leg, just when he was about to go in for the kill?!
Sakura-
If it weren't for you-
Naruto-
You just spoiled the whole thing, Sasuke. I'm proud of you. And now since you spoiled it, we can happily move on to the preliminary rounds...which you didn't make Sakura.
