Fan-Fiction Don'ts

Niall Probs

Niall isn't a fat ass who lays around eating all day. Ok maybe he can be, but let's get down the basics.


1. He can't fucking eat the m/c's entire fridge in less than two minutes and if he did he probably had to go diarrhea really badly but do the authors say he does? NO, SO DON'T MAKE HIM EAT LIKE TWENTY POUNDS OF FOOD IN TWO MINUTES.


2. "Okay Kylie you can have some of this crappy popcorn."


"GASSPPPPP NIALLER'S SHARING FOOD HE MUST LOVE YOU." No okay see maybe he thinks Kylie is cute so he shares. But he's not fucking in love with a girl he met two days ago and if he is well damn you author's move too fast please don't start dating.


3. If Niall ate as much as you portray him to in your fanfic and if he hasn't at least gained some weight then I swear to god I will go to your house and slay you and your computer because no human can eat the entire restaurant in an hour and not get fat afterwards. NIALL ISN'T ALWAYS A GOD DAMN TOOTHPICK


4. Why is Niall always the one who's so wise and knows so much about dating?????/? Please inform me how the one who's been single for fucking years knows that a girl likes to be held by the waist and likes it when you bite behind her ear because it's a soft spot because I don't??


HARRY IS THE REALLY WISE ONE LIKE HE'S A NUT AND HE KNOWS ABOUT DATING. OR MAYBE LIAM. GUYS. NIALL ISN'T ALWAYS THE ONE WHO KNOWS SO MUCH I MEAN C'MON NIALL'S A DUMBASS. but I love him dearly I want to make out with him......


Haha I didn't say anything whAt?