*when i first got his number*
Me: heya!
Him: who is this?
Me: that depends. Are u KFC cause thats what Jackson said!
Him: this is deji!
Me. No Jackson is Deji so this is Eric!
Him. No im your mom NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Me. I cant really. We are kinda going out for dinner. Ur in the car with me 'mom'
Him. Ok no srsly who is this?
Me: its Autumn
Him. ...
Me. ...
Him. 🍆🍑
Me. I cant even. I just cant
*thinking*
Why would he send that?
*texting*
Me. I goat
Him. I pig
Me. No i goat
Him. I goat?
Me. I GRG!
Him... I gtg bye...
Me. *mental facepalm*
