It was a normal day in the creepypasta manor. Masky and Hoodie were eating cheesecake, while Toby was eating waffles. Sally was playing with her dolls. Ben was playing video games. Jeff was sharpening his knives. Jane was glaring at Jeff. Sonic.exe was zooming around screaming 'I'M A GOD' at the top of his lungs. E.J was eating kidneys. L.J was eating candy. Slenderman was trying to calm down Sonic.exe. And Lost silver was playing pokemon with (Y/N).
Just then Glitchy Red entered the room.
"Peoples! Whats the worst way to die?!" He shouted.
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"Drowning," Ben said in a 'duh' tone.
"(Y/N), what do you think?" Glitchy Red asked.
"Kidnapping someone on their birthday, tie them up and eat their cake in front of them. Then carve your name with a dagger into their stomach. After that, cut of every single finger and toe slowly, letting them bleed, but not enough to let them die. Then, rip ever single strand of hair they have one by one. Next peel of their skin and make them eat it, force them to swallow it. Take their cheeks and cut patterns into it. Then open their stomach, and cut their kidney in pieces, make them eat that. Then stop their bleeding and wait for them to become constipated. If they're not dead yet, you can go farther and rip every bone from their body feeding it to the dogs. And if they're still alive, they're illuminate." You said, with a blank expression on your face.
Everyone has now directed their attention to you.
"We lost our appetite," The proxies said, pushing away they're plates. Surprisingly, even Hoodie gave up is cheesecake.
"Uhm, okaaaaaay..." Jeff said, looking at you wearily.
"Are you okay child?" Slenderman asked.
"Perfectly fine, why?" You said, scrunching up your perfect eyebrows.
"Well, you seem, uh bit crueler then usual," E.J said.
"Can I marry you?" L.J said, staring at you in awe.
"Guys, this is my way of killing people," You said
"B-But, um, y-you s-seem so n-nice," Lost Silver inquired.
"To my friends, yeah."
"THANK THE HEAVENS I BEFRIENDED YOU!" Jane shouted, going on her knees.
"(Y/N)," Sally said, pulling at you sleeve.
"Yeah Sally?" You answered, pulling her on you lap.
"Are you my long lost sister?"
"Maybe, we don't really know, now do we?"
"Hehe, I guess not,"
"(Y/N) YOU'RE GONNA BE MY MOTHERFUCKING GODDESS YOU ASSHOLE!" Sonic.exe shouted.
"Um, no, she's mine." L.J glared at Sonic.exe
"You wanna fight, emo clown pedo?"
"Your on bastard,"
"Guys, those are not insults. Buttface and booger brain are insults," Sally stated, crossing her arms.
WHACK!
'God no, not this again,' (Y/N) thought, face palming.
"(Y/N), the boys are gonna fight again. And slendy's gonna have to break them up. Wanna go to the mall?" Jane asked, raising her eyebrow.
"Can I come?" You looked at Sally.
"Course you can sweetie,"
"I'm not the one who asked, Silver asked. I want to finish doing my dolly's hair."
You looked at silver, who was blushing.
"Yes you can Silver,"
"Yay..."
A/N- Idk what this even was. I just wanted to do a creepypasta one shot, and this is the product. Hope you liked it!
