Shane Fucking Dawson

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Shane: Hello little girl

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Shane: Hello little girl. *flicks tongue* You smell nice.

Miranda: *screaming*

Me: *laughing* Nobody cares Miranda! *starts eating popcorn and licking lips*

Yes I did just come up with that beautiful dialogue. Don't hate me for as pranksters put it, *cough*Sam*cough*douche*cough* IT WAS JUST A JOKE MAN! No, it's just a joke, it's just a prank!

I just lost all my followers. Not that there are any. Ooooooh I just rekt myself. Oh God that sounded like a masturbation joke. Gah, now that I've pointed it out it sounds like one. People didn't notice before! That long oh now seems like a pleasurable moan. I'm just gonna stop before this gets worse. 

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