Fanboys.

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Dear fanboys,
Welcome to the wonderful world of us! Technically, you'll properly be refired to as a fangirl that's a guy and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, it's an honorary title. But there are a few things you should know......

1. The feels are the fanpersons aquvilent of torture. I don't know if you'll ever truly understand that, but please appreciate our mental state of mind if we're suffering.

2. If you mention that you're a fanboy to someone, there are two things that can happen. One, they look at you strangely. It's probably because they haven't met a fanboy before, whether or not you know it, you're extremely rare. Two, the person you mentioned it too will try to sell you on EBay. You have been warned.

3. As I just mentioned, someone may or may not try to sell you on EBay. That's because fanboys are very rare, and will sell for a lot depending on what kind of fanboy you are, I'll do a separate chapter on that for your safety.

4. Fanboys, which you probably have recognized by now, are not nearly appreciated enough. There are loads and loads of books for fangirls, but nearly none for fanboys. So if you have any suggestions for us, just comment and or PM us and we'll see what we can do!

5. I'm sorry, but for fanboys it's very likely you will have a lot of female friends and possibly not a lot of guy friends. This does not at all apply to everyone what so ever, but for the most part it's true.

Welp, I hope this helped. (Rhyming skills on point) If requested, I can go into more detail on each of these topics. Just comment and we'll see. Hope you have a wonderful magical fantastical day/afternoon/night!

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