Hey! So another light and happy Young Justice Fanfiction, added by popular request!(actually, only one person, but that's probably partly my fault) any who, here it is! Enjoy!
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"Robin! You. Are. DEAD!!" Artimas's furious yells ricochet around the mountain, seeming louder than it actually was. M'gaan watched Artemis storm passed wearing her uniforms pants and a pyjama shirt, clearly halfway through changing. She stopped and turned on M'gaan.
"Did you see a dead bird walk past here?" she demanded in a growl. M'gaan eyed her nervously.
"N-no, I didn't, but you know how he disappears so easily," she stuttered, terrified of what Artemis would do to the Boy Wonder when she found him. She should of gone back to her book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but her curiosity won her over.
"What did he do this time?" she asked the fuming archer. To her surprise and amusement, Artemis blushed.
"Well, I was halfway through changing, and I had just pulled off my shirt, when I-I heard a whistle, turned around and saw the little perv watching me change! He took a picture and ran off yelling 'it was a dare!'!" she snorted. "As if that means I'll go easy on him."
M'gaan stared at her. There was a pause, and her eyes glowed green.
"He's in Wally's room, the doors locked, but we could get Zatanna, if you want," she said in a hurried tone. Artemis looked thrilled at her friend joining her crusade to kill Robin. Or just to maim him. Badly.
M'gaan flew off, Artemis running behind her, and they found Zatanna in the training room, watching Connor and Kaldur spar. Connor was of course, shirtless, and M'gaan took some convincing to leave. Zatanna was all too willing to assist in their mutual take-down of the Boy Blunder.
They arrived at Wally's room, and M'gaan scanned it, confirming the presence of the two friends. Artemis stopped, and turned to her mini army. Connor had tagged along out of boredom(or so he said) and Kaldur was there to make sure the girls didn't kill an important asset of the Team.
"Ok, Zatanna, if you could hit them with some tickling spells, I'll beat the pulp out of Robin, and M'gaan, make sure they can't escape. Also, Zatanna, if you could conjure up some paint filled water balloons?" she instructed the group. They all nodded, and counted to three, as they prepared their assault.
"ATTACK!!!" Artemis yelled, and they entered; M'gaan through the window, Zatanna through the ventilation system, and Artemis in the front door, closely followed by Connor and Kaldur.
Their plan went without a hitch. Artemis got to Rob, and Zatanna and M'gaan caused as much mayhem as possible. Although he would deny it later, Kaldur joined in a little, spilling water on the floor to add to the chaos.
After ten minutes of pain and humiliation, They girls let Wally and Robin go, though they made them promise, on punishment of much pain, that they would never do it again. Their apologies were genuine, and Artemis thought they had heard the last of it... at least before she checked her Facebook, and a picture of her in a black bra, face blurred, and blond hair everywhere, had popped up.
And that's how Robin acquired two months extra training, and bruises that took several weeks to disappear. It also, indirectly lead to Wally admitting he 'might have a small thing for the stupid blond archer'
When she found out, she admitted it might of been worth it. Maybe.
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Gosh i've been writing a bit lately! Don't expect this to keep up, though. My teachers seem to think it would be a good idea to swamp m with homework, and my mum's birthday is coming up soon. Sorry, rambling again!
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