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#8 text malfunctions

Harry-

You: hey babe, missing you and your lovely curly cocks <3

Harry: well that's nice babe lol xox

You: locks, I meant locks!!! Your lovely curly locks whoops <3

Harry: thought so but I bet you miss that too ;) xox

You: watch it styles! <3

Liam-

You- hey mum I've run out of pads do you mind picking some up for me from the supermarket, love u xxxx

Liam- urm babe I think you have the wrong number but I'll be over at yours in 10 with pads, chocolate and a film <3

You- oh shit! Sorry Liam and thanks love you xox

Niall-

You- hey Harry :) please can you pick up the surprise nandos for Niall im a bit busy and I gotta keep my prince Happy x

Niall- um babe wrong number it's Niall! Thanks for the nandos surprise well it's not really a surprise anymore but anyways ill go pick it up and ill be at yours in 10 xxxxx

You- curse my phone and okay thanks babe xox

Louis-

You- hey boobear! Hows my sassy boy doing missing you so much parents are out tonight and got so much homework so I thought you could 'tutor' me ;) xxx

Louis- hello Y/N sorry Louis out right now and he left his phone I'll pass on the message, does he need anything for the tutoring, a notebook maybe? X

You- oh sorry and yeah just a notebook ._.

Zayn-

You- hey mum guess what... I'm pregnant!! I'm not going to tell zayn yet because I want it to be a surprise but yeah <3 xox

Zayn- this isn't your mum babe, it's zayn sorry for ruining the surprise but that's amazing IM GOING TO BE A DAD WOOHOO!!!!!!!! Xxxxxxxx

You- oh no! Sorry I didn't mean for you to know yet and it's not your fault plus I think you'll made a great daddy! Love you xox

~NOTE: hope you enjoyed I'm doing short ones because I still have 10 to write but yeah... ENJOY and do you think I should do a fanfic?? Leave comments!!~