Paint it Gray/Hetalia Paint it White Parody/: Chapter 1 UFO

Wang Yao flew towards the three members of the Axis Powers with a ladle in one hand, and a frying pan in the other. Why he chose those two items as a weapon, I have no idea.

But, I do know one thing, he was pretty damn good at fighting with those utensils 'cause in less than five minutes he had all three members flat on their butts, rubbing their sore heads.

All five of us (me, America, Britain, France, and Russia) jumped down from the low cliff, surrounding the three countries that sat glaring at us (well, make that two; Italy was curled in a tight ball mumbling a prayer.)

“We've got you surrounded so you have no choice but to surrender.” America said, stepping a bit closer to the German man that sat glaring at him through piercing light, blue eyes.

“Never.” Germany hissed, standing at his full height with Japan by his side.

“We will fight till the very end.” Japan vowed, eyeing each of us boldly.

“Your bravery is most foolish indeed.” Britain mocked, stepping closer to Japan so they stood eye to eye glaring at each other menacingly. This was followed by France's distinctive laugh.

“Ohonhon. For once, I must agree with Britain.” He said, smugly. “You are very foolish for 'zhinking you have a chance at defeating us.”

“The one who is foolish is you.” Japan snapped. This time France and Japan had a glaring contest, practically seeing who can glare at the other the longest.

Germany clenched his jaw, a small bead of sweat rolling slowly down the side of his face.

“Hm, looks like you've got a nervous sweat.” I taunted, making his blue eyes avert themselves to me. “Why don't you just give up and make things easier on yourself?”

“Little girls shouldn't speak 'vhen 'zhey are not being spoken to.” He answered, viciously, his eyes piercing me coldly.

I smiled confidently. “And a prisoner should not talk back to the judge or else who knows what could happen.”

I shifted my eyes to Italy who was cowering in the tight little ball he had turned his body into.

“Who knows? Maybe someone you care about might get hurt.”

“You lay a finger on him unt I swear I will make you regret it.” He threatened, his voice becoming angrier by the second.

China stepped in front of me. “You won't have a chance to such things.” He said. “I won't allow it.”

That's one thing about China. He can be very protective about his friends, and luckily for me, I'm a very close friend of his. We've known each other since way back when, and we've been really close; helping each other out and giving support when we needed it.

“Bastard.” Germany cursed, eyeing China menacingly.

“Come now, let us hurry. It's getting late and everyone must be tired of standing here saying mean and threatening things to each other, da? We came for one reason and one reason only, so let's hurry and take care of it.” Russia cut in suddenly, with the same pleasant smile he always had pasted across his face no matter what was happening.

“You're right, man. We did come for one reason, and now we can accomplish. So, let's get these suckers out of he-“

BOOM!

All of us nearly jumped at the sudden sound that rang out across the quiet sky.

“What the hell was-“

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Suddenly, something came flying down so fast it was a blur. All I saw was a flash of silver fly down the sky before crashing into the shallow water of the shoreline.