ch.3 bad day! oh no!

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I walked into the smelly bathroom-like minion-like homeroom and regretted my decision. Minions were scattering everywhere. Oh my! My teacher, mr.shrek, came into the room at 4:20 am, and let out a mighty shreky roar. He got everyones attention. he is my only rolemodel. he set down his book, made out of donkey skin, and started explaining how there isn't any classes today! Yupee! I instantly fell asleep. After about 666 minutes of sleeping, I smelled a foul odor. Mr.Shrek was breathing on me . I wake up and sheit myself. his onion breath invading all my personal bobbles. "Julie, u r the only one here." His deep, crusty voice says. "Um okey I'll zayn."I reply.
gotta blast-like, I go out of the room. I go to my 6th grade locker. In the corner of my eye, I spot the preteen boi squad. Gotta Blast! before I blasted off Jacob saturigues grabbed my crusty dry horse poop colored hair.

Jacobs pov:
I grab Julies hair and her hair was so crusty, but not as crusty as mine. Mine was crocodile like and dented by Mercury! But idk what parent it comes from bc my dad zayned when my mom, tht died, gave broth to me.i live when my boi squad now. And some old lady, but she's dead so we just keep her in a trash bag. ANYWAY BACK TO THE FRICKIN STORY!!!!! Her hair was pretty crusty doe. She screeched and it sounded like a minion being burned alive!!! I've never heard something more beautiful. I instantly fell in love with her. I hate minions even though I am one. But I couldn't let my boi ' dwon yet.

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