How LipGloss Was Made

One day, Ollie the slug was wondering around the garden of BingZangZong when he found this beautiful giant creature singing while sitting among a bed of roses. He liked her voice, and she always sang his favourite song Gangnam Style as she danced to it. However, Ollie never dared to go up to the girl. He soon fell in love with her, and he realised that the girl he had fallen for was Natalia, the prettiest maiden in the fair land of Poopsalot.

After many years of visiting her daily, Ollie the slug, although knew that they could never be together, garnered his sluggy courage, and asked Lady Natalia for her hand in marriage.

"Lady Natalia, I have been watching you for almost half my life and I would ask you.....", but before he could finish, Natalia screamed, " EWWW!!!!! A SLUGGG!!!" and kicked him as hard as possible. Ollie flew all the way up and got stuck on Natalia's forehead.

Natalia felt bad and put him back down on the floor and asked whether she could cheer Ollie up by doing a solo of Gangnam Style, as it showed off her best dance moves. Ollie was of course thrilled!!!

However, half way through her dance, she got so engrossed with her horsey jumping that she went too close and stepped on Ollie, crushing him into bits and giving out a very squishy, slimy sound.

Natalia started to cry as she had realised that she had killed her one true love that had actually like her dance moves. She took up Ollie and removed the slimy remnants of him on her hands. It was very slimy and mucusy. She decided to make use of it and applied the slimy mucus on her lips. She felt happy that she had just invented something.

And from that day on, she liked killing slugs and smashing them up to create a huge lipgloss franchise. And that was how lipgloss was made, every time girls wore lip gloss, it reminded her of how much fun she had spent with Ollie.(which was like only 5 seconds)

THE END!!!!!