The next morning, i woke up feeling so happy because i had sex with the most beautiful and naughtiest human being in the world, she so fucking sexy !!! Her curves are amazing, don't get me started on dat ass, might as well call me Ric Flair cuz WOOOHH!!
I looked over and saw no one there... Tf... This ain't even my house!! I don't know how to get home from here !!! ... Oh wait, yeah i do, i have a phone .
On my way out the door, someone tapped my shoulder. I turned around and saw her furious father, then he punched the shit outa me, he started yelling at me. " Don't you ever fucking touch my daughter in any sexual way ever again, do you understand me !!!!! ".... 0.o
...". "I said DO YOU FUCKIN UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!" "...(-.-)..."
Yes sir i understand your slurred english. " Get the fuck outa my house!!!!!" "no problem sir " I ran my ass out that house and straight into a pole. "OOOOUUUCCCHHH"
"Hahahaha that what your dumbass gets " Her father screamed at me. So I ignored his ass and started to run again, cuz i didn't wanna kill him. Once I got home, my mother screamed in shock when she saw my face. "Baby wtf happened to your face !!!????" " I ran into a pole " " BOOYYY DON'T FUCKIN LIE TO ME!!!!!!" "(-.-)"
To be continued....probably next year lol
