NO ANAL OR ORAL SEX!

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They made a fucking law saying anal and oral sex is illegal. Like are they gonna stick I button up all of our asses that's beeps every time something hard and long is stuck up our asses.

Is the neighbors gonna fucking walk in and be like you stop having sex with your significant other. It's illegal. *calls the cops*
"These gays are having anal... Oh shit he's putting it in his mouth!"
*police come*
"YOU TAKE THAT DICK OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW"

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