the bangtan plants

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yeon joo brought out her flowering pot and happily skipped towards her plants. the bangtan plants were gasping as they saw that yeon joo was practically dragging the pot which was twice as huge as her.

surprisingly, she had the energy to lift up the gigantic ass flower pot and she looked at the bangtan plants. licking her lips, she asked, "so, who should i flower first?"

seokjin the thistle scoffed. "of course it's me bitches! i'm the most beautiful one here! fabulous."

yeon joo eyed seokjin the thistle and slowly nodded her head, as she walked towards him.

"it should supposed to be me. look at my height... don't you just feel sad?" jimin the spinach reasoned. yeon joo stared at jimin pathetically and realised that he had a point. she made her way towards him when another voice interrupted her.

"you should water me first, so i can produce more brain cell. if you ever need help in your homework, i would help you if you water me first." namjoon the nettle offered. yeon joo's eyes lit up in delight because heck, she's recently been burning midnight oil due to the difficultness of her homework. namjoon the nettle's offer was tempting, so she willingly strolled towards it.

"yoongi you, namjoon!" seokjin the thistle's voice echoed throughout the garden. yoongi the catcus heard his name and paid attention to seokjin.

"what the fuck does that mean?" yoongi the catcus growled.

seokjin the thistle answered, "bitch, you are the catcus. and catcus means 'fuck' too. so, it means 'fuck you, namjoon!'. don't you have any brain?"

namjoon the nettle chuckled. "yoongi me? on the soil or below the soil?"

yeon joo stood there dumbfounded as the conversations between the three plants continued. she actually thought that yoongi the catcus got some swag, so she went towards it.

"me! me!" jungkook the bamboo called out. yeon joo's ears perked up at the voice and she was fangirling at how cute it was. so she sauntered towards the voice of the plant and found herself standing in front of a bamboo plant.

"i have special powers! i can talk to alien! if you are interested in aliens, i can call some of my fams here to talk to you!" taehyung the fern cackled. yeon joo almost jumped in delight and without any hesitation, she watered the soil that taehyung the fern was in. the fern immediately had lots of energy, and absorbed all the water. the fern was hydrated right now.

"bitch that's not fair, i'm more fabulous!" seokjin the thistle shouted. yeon joo glared at the said plant and decided to flower it last due to his bitchy attitude which she can't stand it.

she watered jungkook the bamboo next, and he kept on tickling her face with his leaves. yeon joo found it cute and patted his leaves.

she decided to water jimin the spinach next and had to kneel down so that she won't be hovering him. the spinach sort of bowed towards her and she chuckled.

next was yoongi the catcus and she stood quite a distance away from him, afraid that he would prick her with his needles. she threw water on the catcus and accidentally threw away her flower pot and it flew until it landed on seokjin the thistle.

"bitch!" seokjin the thistle hollered as yeon joo shot him an apologetic look. but actually in fact, she wasn't sorry at all. seokjin the thistle was definitely on her black list right now. but at least, the water flowed out of the pot and he got some water.

she watered namjoon the nettle afterwards and then hoseok the dandelion. amongst all, the dandelion was the most quietest plant out of all. she made a mental note to get the plant to talk more and socialise with the others.

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