"Ben boy"(series)

"Beni boy"

Hey there dear reader! How are you?
Good like i care anyway. So our Beni has grown he is no longer a inocent annoying kid , hes worst . lets move on...
as beni there are much more. This is what he has noticed lately. But what is beni?!
Hes a aloner. The climax of his day is jearking off  then wiping his dong whith a pair of  dirty socks. Quite neat i know. his face is coverd with boils hes ugly as a rat and the chances withe the girls are nearly none.One day he decided to go to a party, but to attend this party u needed a comainion, a girl which our beni had not. he baged the bouncer to getm in but no. Lets get on first person of what Beni thought!->
"This fuckers... But i must act nicley"
Ben:Hey there mister do u mind if i come in just to enjoy the music?
Bouncer: No we cant brake the rules please walk off!
Beni felt a rage inside but he smiled and walked off or did he?
Ben : u cooksuckers, ill fuck ur dead mtherd! let me in !
The bouncer opend his arms wide open and punced at him. ben staped back grabed him by the arm while at yhe same time takeing his knife out of the front pocket.
He sliced his throat. the amoumnt of blood was unbeliveble."
So to sort things out. There are 3 guys at the gate. Two raugh ones and a nother who is nice and tryed to get beni inside the party lets go on shall we? ye
The other tough guy pulled out a 30 inch knife and lounched, but Ben side staped and swiftly stabed him right below his vitals! He colapsed near to the other guys body. It was Brni and the nice guy left. He smiled and threw his knife. Aproaching he said
:i can take with one hand come one!
Nice guy: What are u ?!
ben: Im god buddy!Ur gona join the party today fella but im generous  so.. Im thinking something.
Okay Im gona snap my fingers and these guys will be safe and sound doing their thing, but the catch is that u will remember everything! your job is to convince the bouncers to let me in.
One,two,three*snaps his fingers*
there are the bouncers ben  walks with a cigar in his mouth and exhchales the smoke out. The nice guy is terrefird and speaks to the taugh guys with bloody eyes.
the footsteps are loud as there is no one else besides ben. he goes  and climbs the dayly stairs then knocks the door.
mum: hey son!
Haha He smiles. Fk that would be nice
"IF IT HAPPEND"
Ben is god of the jerk offs and a creative one!