Pick-Up Lines that you probably SHOULDN'T use!

Use these at your own risk XD

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go f*ck!"

"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed."

"Do you have a boyfriend? [Yes] Is he nice? [Yes] Good, then he can find someone else."

"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced n*pples."

"Fat Penguin. [What?] I just thought I'd say something to break the ice."

"Nice shoes. They'd look better under my bed."

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

"You should be someone's wife."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants!"

"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"

"I really don't know if you're beautiful or not because I haven't gotten past your eyes yet."

"Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?"

"Is that a keg in your a$s? Because I really want to tap that!"

"Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand."

"I wanna put my thingy into your thingy."

"How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me."

"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."

"Can I read your t-shirt in braille?"

"I'd buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price."

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get."

"Gee, thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

"Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?"

"You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya."

"Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said "Hi.""

"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."

"Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel."

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

"Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?] I looked at you and dropped mine."  

"If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?"  

"Do you wanna lick my tongue?"  

"I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car."

"Do you have a twin sister? [No] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!"

"Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman." (WIN.)  

"Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot."  

"Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too."

S'up? :L I got bored, saw these on stumbleupon, and posted them. I am also etremly tired... :L Its like 1:47am now xD 

Bye (:

~uniqueroisin :)