The Legend Of Ivan Zhu

The Legend That Lived.

Ivan Zhu was a young kid who was a big scrub all his life. He got lots of D's from his teachers. (In his report card you perverted fks) He played scrub Dota2 all his life and loved giving blowjobs for 5 dollars to get dota items. The god of heaven looked at him and said.
"What a scrub."

In 7th grade, he met Carson, KennyS's and Skadoodle's baby,
Junjie, The baby of Flusha and KQLY. Jaustin, the baby of papabiceps and moetv.
And Almighty Sebastian, which was the son of Gabe newel.

Together they trained ivan to become stronger, faster , and taught him that dota sucks balls and CSGO was superior. Carson taught him the flicks, junjie taught him oldschoolhacks.com, jaustin taught him that skins matter, and Sebastian taught him his to be NA toxic.
Together they formed the best team in CSGO, Carson carrying the team, junjie giving callouts with his "game sense.", jaustin giving everyone awesome skins and knives that boosts the team's skill, and Sebastian for teaching us that dust2 is the only map we should play.

Together they beat hundreds of teams, and joined the ESL one Cologne against fnatic. The first game was tense on dust 2, they bested fnatic 16-13, the hope was real for the shiny championship, until they realized they can't play dust 2 twice and got steamrolled because only ivan and carson knew other maps but dust 2.

The teams mojo was never the same. They struggled clutches and argued that dust2 was the only map.

"We should actually play other maps." Carson suggested but nooooooooo.

Everyone refused to play anything but dust 2. But after carson forced all if them to try other maps, they started coming back. Their skills improved. Their flicks became flickier especially junjie who got an update version of his hax.

They were coming back, but carson sense something wrong. A virus is spreading through the teammates. A virus Sebastian brought in. The roblox virus.

It quickly spread to junjie and our hero ivan, which preferred playing roblox instead of training. Carson almost got infected and downloaded roblox, but realized its faking retarded and deleted it immedietly before it infected him. Carson and jaustin was the only survivors until jaustin brought a new virus called Terreria which he spreader to Gabe and ivan.

Then carson realized the team was changing. He tried to recruit shaine, but he sucked. Carson had to fix this. He first tried to cure ivan by ddosing terreria everytime he entered. And it worked. They both ddosed the teams game until they came back to csgo. Slowly the members rejoined and the team started improving once again.

But Then stronghold kingdoms infected ivan and junjie. Junjie got cured by the team, but for ivan, it was too late.

Ivan died at January 69, 1921. Rest I. Peace our young scrub lord, rest in peace.