"Piiine Treeee…" Bill cooed. Dipper didn't respond. "It's rude to ignore people."
"Good thing you're not a person." he said tiredly. Bill growled. Dipper threw a pillow across the room in frustration. "FINE!! What do you want!?"
Bill looked hurt. "No need to get mad, Pine Tree, jeez."
"Well, sorry for being mad about being woken up at 2 in the morning for another one of your stupid deals." Dipper raged on about how stupid Bill and everything about him was.
He didn't notice Bill's expression slowly changing to an extremely hurt one. His eye sparkled with tears. Dipper's words stung. Like pain he'd never felt before.
And at one point a tear fell. Dipper saw. "Ohmygod, Bill, I'm sorry! I-I!"
"No, it's okay. I'll go." he whimpered, turning away and floating towards the door. "No! Wait!" Dipper yelled, scrambling out of his bed.
"I'm sorry." he said. Bill turned around and was surprised by a kiss above his bow tie. Dipper lightly ran his tongue over Bill's smooth surface, making him blush.
Then Dipper woke up. "How'd ya sleep?" Mabel asked. He blushed a bit. "Just fine." he said dreamily.
"OOOH! DIPPY'S GOT A CRUSH!!" Mabel screamed. "WHAT!? NO I DON'T!!"
"I'M TELLING EVERYONE!!!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!" The twins chased each other down the stairs, arguing about Dipper's possible crush.
