Soul Eater Scenarios

Yee

Soul: Soul Yeeater!

Maka: Huh?

Me: MAKA YEEBARN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!

Maka: For what??

Me: FOR BEING YEETARDED!

Maka: What are you even saying?!

Me: MAH NAME IS YEE! YEE THE DINOSAUR!!

Maka: I am so confused. What's even going on?!

Me: YEE!! THE YEEAL QUESTION IS.. WHERE'S YEE?!

Maka: What? Huh?

Me: *runs around room* YEE!! SMOKE YEED EVERYDAY!!

Maka: ... You need help.

Soul: COCAIYEENE!

Me: MYEETH!!

Maka: *dials on phone* Yes, police, I have two psychos here that won't stop saying Yee.

Me: *screams into phone* YEE!! I'M YEE THE DINOSAUR, BISH!!

Police: We'll be there as soon as we can, ma'am.

Maka: Please hurry!

Me: *snatches phone and smashes it* YEE!!!

Soul: SMOKE YEED EVERYDAY!

Me: YEE! *puts on dinosaur mask*

Maka: Death, help me..

Police: *crash through the door*

Soul: *shrieks like a little girl*

Me: *screams like a little girl*

Maka: Thank Death you're here! It's them right there!!

Police: *grabs me and Soul and drags away*

Me: OH YEEL NAW, BISH!!

Soul: SMOKE YEED EVERYDAY!

Police: Shut the haiill up.

Me: YEE THE FUXKIN DINOSAUR SHALL NEVER BE TAKEN ALIIIVVEEE!! *escapes and runs away*

Police: Hey!! *chases me*

Me: YEE, BISH!!

Maka: ... I just died. Again.